so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I want to fling myself into the sun
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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