You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
The Olympian is in my bed
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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