Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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