I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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