that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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