Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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