Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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