Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I'm just crazy horny about you
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
as a side note pls kill me
I'm bleeding and have questions
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