Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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