I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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