Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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