i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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