Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I would fuck him just for his dog
There's even glitter on my cock...
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