You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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