with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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