I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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