I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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