Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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