After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I think a kid would responsible me up
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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