Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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