He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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