It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
vagina is talking i cant
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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