Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
this boner is exhausting
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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