I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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