Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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