Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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