Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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