Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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