you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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