haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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