Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Randomize
