It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
