So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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