My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
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