He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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