best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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