What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Sober January is a disaster.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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