I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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