hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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