Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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