Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
don't judge my taste in strippers
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
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