I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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