I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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