Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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