That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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