Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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