Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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