Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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