they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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