We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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