Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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