bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
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