You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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