I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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