and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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