We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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