fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
