yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I just forgot I was standing up.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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