honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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